Father's Day is coming.

Or you're gay, have no social life (unless you count daily phone calls from your mother), and your sole purpose is to listen to hot girl talk about loser boyfriends.

Also, everyone knows martial arts.

Throws something out of frame and hits and breaks glass objects.

same here……… except I didn't cry, because I'm not a little bitch.

@avclub-6b160289536b8a7a7a2c161a02014e7c:disqus I totally understand.  What is with all these companies thinking we are going to pay them each $7-10 a month for the occasional fleeting fancy to watch a tv show or movie.  After having something as great as Netflix circa 2009 I'm not getting a paid subscription to Hulu,…

the apple or the mace?

I'm hoping to catch up on these shows if Netflix streams them next year or so.

I would like to thank all of you who gave me advice a few months ago about making bread.  I have successfully made a few loaves and must now learn to control myself so I don't get super fat.

After watching a couple documentaries on the food industry and treatment of animals I decided to give vegetarianism a try.  Ratatouille was the first recipe I decided to make.  After one plate I got so depressed when I realized this would be my life forever and just decided to buy humanely raised meat.

I love boys who are girls who like boys when they're girls.

Yes, where is this going Urgh?  What are your intentions? We've been commenting on this thread together for 32 minutes now.  We need to see signs of some kind of commitment.

where's my mace? *digs through purse* Shit, I can never find anything in here.  An apple? When the fuck did I put that in here?

I stopped watching Justified and The Americans.  I don;t really have the time most weeks, and even though I bookmarked them through OnDemand, I just can't get myself to watch them.

::slow claps:: you beautiful bastard.

Grapenuts, neither grape nor nut. Discuss.

It turns out Chris and Snoop are responsible for creating the zombies with voodoo.

hey, Scream 3 was pretty okay.

Well then welcome to the AV Club @avclub-eb70e805387fd94edd03a9fb68dbce6d:disqus .  Pull up a chair and start hatin'.

I like it, but something seems a little underwhelming about the two leads to me.  I don't know.