Yeah, I'm confused.  Is she mad people are staying sober or getting drunk?  If she wants them to get drunk, why would a girl encourage other girls to get drunk at a college party? Is there a rape quota they have to keep up so that the sorority can stays active?

thank you for bringing this in to my life, I needed a good laugh today.

I'm patiently waiting for the promised Practical Magic episode.  Though, it kinda hirts that I like that movie and own a dvd of it…and occasionally watch it along with Le Divorce, another movie they could easily cover with bad French accents and everything.

No, it means you're in the …um..some kind of zone..geez…hey Lana, do you know? Lana?

but, mo' money, mo' problems; be sensible and try for a million.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Whoa! your cat lets you brush her teeth AND clip her nails?

Thanks, I haven't seen it in a while.

Without flaming me for being a dumb newb, please, can someone tell me which movie  the "we'll cut off your johnson" gif is from?

WAIT, the c word makes it through the message board censors? And yes, by C word I mean Chattanooga.

@avclub-04eb71b2a84b1a60d13abf7f2d60cb5a:disqus Oh shit, I so did not see that coming at the end, fuck you for making me laugh at that.

I regularly watch Death Proof so I think you're cool.

holy shit!

Are you sure? You may want to use the cookie locator (http://cookielocator.little… to see if they are selling them in your zip code.  Act fast, because they are only selling them for a few more weeks, at least in my area, and they only sell cookies on the weekend.  I can't believe I have to wait until Friday to get…

The Savannah Smiles? I only meant to eat a few, and then ate the whole bow within a few hours.  It took a lot of self control to wait a few hours….okay I fell asleep and immediately went for the rest of the cookies when I woke up.

have you tried adding soy sauce and Worcester sauce?  I made jambalaya with chorizo sausage and ground beef a few days ago (with plenty of cumin and garlic of course) and it was damn good.

No, I mean get the loaf made for prisoners.  You must be punished for having cool jobs.

it's not amazing, it's supposed to be really gross.  Apparently, we want to punish the AVC employees for have cool jobs.

I'm not sure if this ever happened or if an av clubbers suggested it, but how about that meal loaf thing they serve in prisons?

eeeh, okay.

the fuck did I just watch?