Fuck no. My house is nice and has the cheapest rent in Los Angeles.

But I wasn't following the 30 rock Twitter account.

Keith Powell is now following me on Twitter. I don't know why, as I rarely tweet things that aren't about the Dodgers or Jeopardy. Maybe he's a fan of both.

My girlfriend tells me that's perfectly okay.

Fun fact: you can't say "handjob" on TV, but you can say "squeezer." Also, you can't say "teabag," but you can say "balls to the chin."

(slap)

Sounds like she's the anti-Meryl Streep!

Soon!

Gee, guys, sorry I'm late. What did I miss?

Hey, somebody left a banana in here oh no….

I forgot to get tested for Lou Gehrig's Other Disease.

Sorry, guys.

Don't kiss up, Kyle.

The concert at the end of Mr. Holland's Opus.

Can you do a Janeway fanfic? Voyager is my favorite

You forgot to say "up."

Leslie?

That Taylor's got some smart ideas!

C'mon, guys…

You and your Game of Stones…