HEADLINE: National Concert at MoMa opens epic black hole of boringness through which most of humanity is sucked.

Ohhhhh yeah i totally forgot about Magoo. He was a person who existed.

I like his old stuff.

When I say I like Justin timberlake I feel like its more accurate to just say I like timbaland. Justin timberlake owes his adult career to timbaland. Obviously it goes without saying but Timbaland basically created the platform for Justin Timberlake to transfer from a teen idol into a respected pop artist. Justin…

My kids are listening to nothing but kraut rock and militant straight edge jam bands.

homegirl needs a comb.

Nothing says gangster like a bedazzled leather v-neck.

What about Thea? It had that dude Jarvis on it. That dude was hardbody.

Ian Svenonious couldn't teach me to rock with Dave Righetti's dick.

Unused obvious av club name : Kevin McCallister Crowley

Unused obvious av club name : Kevin McCallister Crowley

i cant look at her face without wanting to punch a hole in it. with a hole puncher. im not a woman beater

Trap and juke are two different things.

Trap and juke are two different things.

what the fuck number is 7,45,000?  put your head on straight avclub

franco dont want no short dick man

T.I.  stands for Tummy Itcher.

asses to asses butts to butts