Como?

So we're settled then? MacGruber should win best movie of the year? I'll contact the National Board of Review and have them change their announcement.

As a man who drinks alone in bars a lot let me say one thing about bars: THEY'RE AWESOME. Drink Troy, Drink! It'll be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Guess they didn't see MacGruber
That's my pick for movie of the year. You may think I'm joking because you all know how cool and hip I am, but I tell you what, I laughed more at that piece of shit movie and had more fun the first time I saw it then any other movie this year. And I was equally drunk and/or high at…

Did it ever occur to you, Mr. O'Neal, that some of us might not be donating because we're actively encouraging the spread of AIDS in Africa?

I'm still waiting…
For a faithful depiction of Gravity's Rainbow. Until then, go fuck yourselves.

And just like in LOST, most everyone on this show is dead the whole time.

Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys? Was Fag Hags copyrighted?

So…then he was also dead the whole time?

I'm not the only one who thinks Sean O'Neill might be the best hire The Onion has ever made right? Well done, sir.

I'm pretty sure I won because his comment appeared in a thread I started.

Try to stay on topic. Now if you don't mind, I need to sharpen my epee.

Rob Riggle's been in so many failed CBS Vehicles…
His new nickname should be The Edsel!

But this flight was REALLY important. This is the flight test that makes him realize the meaning of sacrifice and honor and retaining the ability to crack wise in the middle of certain death. Also, I hear he has a sweaty volleyball game scheduled for afterward in the event that he survives.

"All kidding aside, Green Lantern seems to be a direct rejoinder to the… comic-book movies of late"
In other words, it's probably going to suck balls.

Im'ma kill the next person to praise that show!

You see, the Bad Witches of the East and the West represent the corruption of liberals on those coasts. We've known since the turn of the 20th century that real Americans resided in the middle of the country.

Shouldn't the real question be…
Why would they want to parody that song in the first place? Jesus Christ, South Park gets way too much fucking credit. It's funny once per season and yet we still talk about how edgy and envelope pushing they are as creators.

He wasn't very enthusiastic about LOST because he hated that everyone was dead the whole time. Which is a really stupid gimmick amirite question mark.

With the phrase "morally amibivalent" in the title…
and the influx of conservative trolls around these boards of late, I fully expect to see a minimum of 13 uses of the words "libs" or "liberals" in these "reasonable discussions that are occurring."