Remember when CBS used to be the station everyone joked about because it catered exclusively to old people (Matlock!) and now they're the most watched channel because they started catering to a retarded slightly younger crowd?

Before we continue with this conversation I think it needs to be stated outright that Swimming with Sharks is an awful, pretentious pile of shit regardless off whether it meets the qualifications of this list's criteria.

Jokes on Cuba. We're already psychopaths! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And also something about Mega Man.

It's Ontra like Contra!

Olbermann's on every day. So the odds that someone watches his show each week are higher. Does that matter?

Dead the whole time.

Maybe your mailman is a Republican and held onto your reminder card in hopes you would forget to vote. And also the Illuminati.

College football is for republicans. Everyone knows that.

I never put politics aside. And you can't force me too either. That shit's in the constitution.

You really needed a reminder to vote? What are you, retarded?

They don't run ads for this show on the spice channel.

I think the marketing department was working undercover
Because I've never even heard of this show.

Three thousand years of beautiful fail, from Moses to Sandy Koufax…you're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

You want a fail? I can get you a fail, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a fail by 3 o'clock this afternoon… with canceraids. These fucking amateurs…

"Fans of Harry Potter kidnapping wild owls have contributed greatly to the rapid decline of their population in India"
Now if only people would start kidnapping actual Indians in order to contribute to the rapid decline of their population.

Why would someone named Radric have to change his name to Gucci? Radric is already a good stage name.

Not to sound gay or nothing, but I believe Mark Grace lived in Chicago in 1991 and he's dreamy.

HA! Totally! And when he was handing out vaginas he thought she said trailers and asked for a double wide one!

BABIES!!!!!!!!!! Babies babies babies babies babies young man with no sense of direction babies babies babies babies babies hijinks ensue babies babies babies babies babies heartstrings get tugged babies babies babies babies babies lessons are learned babies babies babies babies babies poop.