Is "CancelAids" how an Asian person pronounces "CancerAids?"

So…
Is this the one that nobody watched but will still get an undeserved amount of outrage regarding the lack of taste the average American has when it comes to TV? And then jokes about "Ouch My Balls" taking over its time slot?

I feel that it is grammatically accurate to say that Miranda Cosgrove is the titular character of iCarly, yet here I sit, handcuffed, as Chris Hansen reads me back excerpts from the transcript.

[clears throat]
ahem…

It certainly made for an interesting interview. The EW interview was prolly all like, "In 'Along Came Polly' was it hard for you to play such a physical role? And isn't Jennifer Aniston great?'"

Since it's 1965, it's safe to say that Henry Francis succeeds with John Lindsay since I'm assuming he's being enlisted to run his campaign for Mayor. If he's still on the staff in 1971 during the runup to the Presidential election of '72 then, yes, it's a bad move.

It should have been you Polaski!

We've Come A Long Way Baby
I hope this "Noel Murray" fellow (if that is his real name) got fired for mailing in this piece of shit four years ago. I'd hate to think he continued to receive a steady paycheck when it was clear that he couldn't care less about creating a quality inventory. Have fun in the distant past…

Wowza
Todd VanDerWerff's initials are TV! It's like he was born for this job.

As the only (apparently) Negro Jew on the board, I must say that both of the comments about my people(s) were 100% accurate. We love money and fighting…deal with it.

Huh…
This movie is like Machete for White People, huh?

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

The Bible is way better in movie form than in book form. The book starts good but gets a little preachy about halfway through.

What? The murder of Richie demonstrates everything that most people hated about her both before and after: she cares nothing about consequences, other people, or even the most basic human decency (not murdering people being the only decent thing she'd ever done up to that point). I fucking hate Janice, and this act,…

"Ryan Reynolds plus two other established veteran action guys = ensemble."

I'm Guessing
That there weren't any ensemble casts for Bradley Cooper to join?

I think it's a loyalty test. Like when God asked Abraham to kill Isaac. Only in this test, Louis CK's fans are gonna get raped by backwater yokels.

Amon Tobin's Bricolage
The first track hooks you and the rest of the album just don't let go. Fuck I love that album.

It's Not Gonna Be an Orgy
Say creators of orgy.

If you only read 10 books this month, and one of them is required to be a pastiche of sex advice books, and you've already read The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, and you don't mind that all of the authors are dudes…and you still can't find a reason not to read this book, then I recommend this book insomuch as it seems to fit…