More Like X-Men: Worst Class
Right? Hahahahahahahahaha right?

So wait? They were dead the whole time?

Sigh…
Guess I'll have to go back to masturbating to Betty White.

Michael Keaton's best work was when he narrated the scene in Inventing the Abbots when Jennifer Connelly's tits were bouncing oh so gently. Man, tits are great.

But Sean Connery does suck ass. Remember his accent in the Hunt for Red October when he was supposed to be Russian and everyone was all like, "wait, why is this Scottish Guy so cozy with the Soviets?" Remember that? Guys?

The RiffTrax version is fun if you can't find any fucking local theatres to play it after midnight. Or if you're a shut-in who wishes he had real friends to laugh and joke with.

@Cheese

I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.

No. 6: We never hired veterans of foreign wars. We only hire veterans from domestic wars. So fuck that Korean leg losing mother fucker.

I believe it's pronounced: "Fraunk-en-shteen."

Speaking as a Jew who actually does control the media…
I'm surprised we didn't properly vet this Stone fellow in the first place. We should have pegged him as an anti-semite when he made Natural Born Killers. Hello? White skin head who gets his kicks from killing people? How did we Jewish Media Controllers not…

How the fuck can you not like "You're Fired" Leonard? David's delivery of "what the fuck?!?!" at the conference table killed me and still does kill me. I'm literally dead right now. And the fact that it freezes frames on his "this is bullshit" face before leading into the Lawyer skit is even more awesome. You…

Agreed. This list sucks.

WHERE WAS ALL THE FINGERBLASTING?!?!?!? THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

wft is scooby doo lol.

You wouldn't get a period if you stopped watching movies like this all the time.

I bet none of those guys is taller than Snooki.

"interesting, attractive, colorful Asian-Americans…"
I thought they only came in one color….

Bet that dude didn't even have to shave his chest…
Because all Asians are hairless. That's just science.

Fucking finally
/makes wanking motion