WE WISH

We do not really look like an insect nest. In reality, we look like…

Ooh, someone's feeling mighty individualistic today. Can we have that? NO WE CANNOT.

What, exactly, is so "nutsy" about that?

We shall explain it to you. But first, the A.V. Club would to offer you this complimentary cup of grape-flavored liquid.

KEEP GOING

Yes! All comments on this page are in full agreement!

RESISTANCE IS FRANKLY NOT WORTH IT

You're welcome.

OUR DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN

We are totally with Southwest Airlines on this.

No no, IT'S FINE. Keep looking at those other reviews.

This is not what it looks like.

"Same thing I thought."

@Archmage: Yes. Usually.

Wait wait wait. That up there hardly seems fascist at all.

@Lemur: WE ARE ONE but they are SOME OTHER ONES, so WHO EVEN KNOWS what goes on in a twisted hive mind like that.

I'M OF TWO HIVE MINDS ABOUT CERTAIN MATTERS

Apparently lots of me think the Borg thing would have been better.

The terrific thing about being a hive mind is that WE ARE masturbating, and simultaneously posting here, and we are at work and at home, and watching TV and sleeping and driving and playing video games and jogging and crying and laughing. ALL THE TIME. But mostly masturbating.