When I saw it a bunch of silly people got up after Planet Terror and left the theatre only to miss the funniest fake trailers ever.

Are you my evil twin?

"I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
cause you're evil and you lie
and if you should die
I may be slightly sad
but I won't cry"

Relax.  There's purple vein dick jokes on the way.

The story of Sam and Dean and the whole Supernatural universe (canon and fanfiction included): 
brotherly love, loyalty, second chances, the rules of Ghostfacers, beheadings, dick angels, a nostalgic Americana that never really existed (expressed in a Canadian setting).  Dangerous heroes that give good face. The…

Might have been some salt transfer.

Nina from Joy Makers!

I laughed so hard when they bought Tanya the temp the big cookie on her last day and not only did they make her pay for it but there were only crumbs left when she finally tried to have some.

Alas, monster trucking is still more popular…

I dropped my shampoo.

Mix mix stir stir
I married young it's all a blur

The first skit I saw was Kevin fainting and getting humped by the dog while the lightning flashed off Mark's braces.

Good luck if you need to rewind streaming Amazon Video.  You know, if you miss what a character said because your husband farted over the punchline.  Or maybe you just want to watch a scene over again because it was so awesome.  Good luck with that.

Why isn't the A.V.Club reviewing and rating these new episodes individually?

I totally want to be a Winchester.  It would be a huge step up from my current family.  I'm hoping that Dean will braid my hair and I can be the princess he's always talking about.

I always thought As I Lay Dying was supposed to be funny.

McBride would be better as the bible salesman prosthetic leg thief.

Kripke?

Is anyone else starting to get bummed that Supernatural is almost over this season?  I noticed that the A.V. Club only started reviewing it in Season Five.  Do you think Phil would hate me if I suggested that he (or someone else) re-watch the show and do weekly reviews this summer starting with Season 1?  They're…

Who besides Amelia has been sexed, kissed, or looked at flirtingly by Sam and is still alive?  Just the girl from Hookman?  Or am I forgetting someone else?  Did the woman from Unforgiven survive? (that may have been the hottest sex scene on Supernatural btw).  How about that elderly woman from Red Sky at Morning is…