You know what's always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why does this sound like a Train lyric to me?

Michael Cera as the tail of the centipede?

::waits patiently by phone::

Enough with the puns, already!

Ooooh Ryan, you goddamn bitch.

The other one was busy striking down Randall Flagg in Las Vegas.

::jams to Aerosmith::

I wasn't even supposed to have a reaction today!

This is a rather poor analysis

Tommy Wiseau

Jealous

Hey, get a load of the guy who thinks he's Homer Simpson!

Garment! Garm you all to Hell!

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

I live in the only red county in New England. I wake up screaming a lot.

that's what I say about Alexandra Daddario

We're gonna Reid a bigger boat…

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I used to live in Rochester, and I can say the same thing.