I do loves me some Rochester Lilac Festival.

Bad pun. Keep walkin', dude.

This makes me want to see a Coming to America remake, just so I can see the McDougall's knockoff.

I had no idea Dr. Leary was also a graphic designer.

Rubble rubble.

Poison's bassist wasn't?

Bat the Elder

We interviewed Quentin Tarantino about his Gawker lawsuit, and what happened next was UNBELIEVABLE!

yeah- forgot about the Gettysburg one. Good call.

Did you do the one where the key flips on a woman's hand? My daughter was 10 at the time and was picked to demonstrate- the look on her face when it happened was priceless. That same trip, we went out to Gold Country and stayed in Columbia City State Park. The hotel there had a rep of being haunted and was spooky…

Don't forget the execution-style murders. Basic paint-by-numbers comedy.

Did the same walk. I was unconvinced, but the fam swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.

Amityville Hardbodies

"FDSHSDFHKDSKFSGFDS"

Shhhh!

WTF?

Unfortunately, there's not a similar pipeline up into the northeastern US.

You can get it here in the US, but you'll pay for it. Oh yes, you'll pay for it.

Use Pickett's Ginger Beer Syrup in a 5::1 ratio (water::syrup). Then mix that with 2 oz. of a good rye whiskey and drop a giant ice cube.

"You'd better just sit back and wait. This thing's designed to not turn off until it reaches a quart full."