white witches be spellin' like dis, black witches be spellin' like dat.

Saw Sepultura once.  Woke up in jail.

*starts watching

dissolve to Roland Emmerich in boardroom

Subway has hologram technology?  I knew that wasn't really a footlong!

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus  I'm going to ass you nicely for a third instalment.  Please make it so.

A gamer like David Eckstein woulda legged it out to an inside-the-park job.

That's the worst thing she could do…

@avclub-7aefa9e2af18cd9e2fde628a5e813aa5:disqus : The Henry Rollins Flavor Band?

Leave poor Tara out of this.

B-O-O-M, that spells moon.

Really digging Sunbather.  My pick at the moment for my personal AotY

Balrampur?  Damn near wrecked her!

::wrestles bear, eats it, and washes it down with a stein of tequila::

Michael Caine saved Jaws IV?

That's Val Kilmer?  I thought that was the volleyball.

Baba booey?

Something by Creed or Nickelback.

Kelly does need a man; she just doesn't know it yet.

I couldn't get all the way through it.  The incessant buzzing of the bees drives me crazy.