Your name is Maverick?  Did your parents hate you?

*punts dog off bridge

STARFISH WIPE

I believe a dump truck full of money to Google is like you finding a dollar in your pants pocket after taking them out of the dryer.

I saw that.

Hold on to your fame while you can, fellow feline meme…

Isn't this franchise due for a reboot?

Only one basket case?

I got a CeilingCat notification for this?

I know I'll be glute to the screen

*finds way out of ceiling

White ghosts be scarin' people like this, black ghosts be scarin' people like that…

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus   More like "Royale with Cheese-us"

…and chased it with a Diet Coke.  It was spectacular.

Only if it's Thora Birch
Or Marla Maples

Thanks

I want a summer girl

I have seen it all

I'd like to humbly submit (as an alternative, since my first choice OK Computer has been already discussed):

Can I keep mine?  I like the view.