The best part was that you got to see the long rivulets of blood and cranial fluid on the pavement.

I don't know about that…at least it's not as awful as Conan the Barbarian.

Her arthritic 98-year old granny of a vadge should definitely have been put down long ago.

Both of whom are probably undocumented illegals.  Or child brides fleeing their abusive polygamist husbands.

I would watch if the stitched Jack Black's mouth to his own anus…and then stitched him inside his own scrotal sack.

They probably also need to rent a much bigger stadium.

So she took a page out of Angelina Jolie's book…

Send me a copy of the mailing list so I can know whom to hit on.

I think there needs to be some sort of AV Club Outward Bound program where we band together and send SJP off to the glue factory.

I would see this film if Joey Buttafuco were her dad.

I'll bet O'Neill went to see this with his mommy and auntie.  And high school girlfriend.  And the chick who was unfortunate enough to deliver his last take out order.  Until she maced him.