Apes can't read.

You should check out Brooks Wheelan's stand-up if you haven't. I saw him at the Improv in Hollywood last week and he was absolutely fantastic. He was sort of doing the old Zach Galifianakis thing with a piano, except he can't even play piano a little bit and it was just perfect.

I came here with hopes of finding that lovely song from the end of Portal. But now I just don't know what to do.

I just watched that episode for the first time last night. Weird.

Or beginning a dig with, "nothing says punk like."

Where could they play that wouldn't make all their fans want to blow their own brains out?

Where could they play that wouldn't make all their fans want to blow their own brains out?

I really really hope they don't. They had a perfect run. Why risk ruining it?

I really really hope they don't. They had a perfect run. Why risk ruining it?

This is hitting me just like the ICP interview… Christ, they're stupid. But whatever. Let them do what they're doing.

I thought the problem was Ewan MacGregor is still too handsome to be an old washed up Mark Renton.

Why don't you go get a check-up about it.

Congratulations, jerks.
Those guys are lucky Futurama is a TV show, because Jurassic Bark would have them beaten. Assuming they're proud of this achievement.