No.

Yes, he did many things.

Bebop is a black guy who's been mutated into a warthog.

Give us hell, Pinky.

Not sure where you're getting "disapproval" from any of this.

I wrote a photo caption for you, please enjoy it.

Here you go.

Right back at you. Why does every obit have to turn into a contest over who else should have an obit? Can you not just allow this person to have their moment?

Woody Allen has directed 50 films. Many of them are very good.

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Yeah, that cocksucking mod is me. Just because the movie is old and "everyone knows the end of it"—something I would actually dispute, given that there seem to be people on this very thread who have never seen it—doesn't mean your comment composed of nothing but shouting that ending out for everyone needs to stay.…

I'm 5'11. I just have terrible posture.

Yes, fair point. In this case, it's a pitch that never went anywhere, made by a person who's not directly involved in anything related to the franchise, that has no real bearing on anything. I just thought it offered an entertaining glimpse into the current state of moviemaking.

I'm a pretty fast writer, but getting an article up on the site within 20 minutes of seeing Albert Brooks' tweet (assuming I saw it the second he posted it) is a bit of a stretch even for me.

Gus also does videos for The Onion and Clickhole. We all share the same video production team.

Thanks for letting me know.

Both are acceptable, but according to Merriam-Webster, "hoboes" is preferred. You can look these things up on the Internet!

That's why Erik is working on it!

Erik's working on it. In the meantime, you can read the other stories we've already written about it:

It was something you did.