You should try Ben And Jerry's Nuts & Drought.

But I had to hit it with a dart!

They have to save something for the movie itself!

You mean me?

Oh, I just watched the livestream.

You sure showed me.

Oh, whoops. I meant new villain Rilo Kiley.

It's a play on the fact that the series ends with Boyd and Raylan talking softly to each other.

If you're asking whether I ripped off Sepinwall, no, I didn't—nor did I get it from someone else who's "used it forever." But it's not a wholly original metaphor for describing the idea of someone who may or may not be dead.

No. Kevin was programmed to love Screech.

Paulie's robot served a purpose, albeit very minor, as his butler—and after Paulie reprograms it with a female voice, his girlfriend/geisha. The thing brought him birthday cake and beers. I'd hardly call that useless.

I actually liked him in Twin Peaks. He was perfect as a weird shut-in who has no idea how to communicate with people.

There's no problem. You went to the trouble of letting me know that this is too much for you to read, but that you'd still like to tell me and others that you didn't want to read it. And I agree, that's curious behavior. But I'm just letting *you* know that there's no need to apologize—or even tell me. You could just…

"I didn't feel like reading this, but I want you to pay attention to me anyway" is not an opinion.

DOWN WITH BROWN.

No need to apologize, person whose opinion I didn't solicit.

^^^Not a licensed physician, seek second opinion.

"Crusty but benign" is how you'd describe a mole.

Dear Goof,

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