I think I've learned—and forgotten—that "Hot Child In The City" is sung by a man at least a dozen times.

That goes up on Monday, so… get comfortable.

Of course I was happy. I met Nick Lowe!

That Globe and Mail article is linked in the above article, by the way.

And again, I know, that's what I'm alluding to as being humiliating.

I don't know what you mean by "buying into it." I said right in the article that it's a humiliating name. Obviously you don't need me to spell out exactly why that is.

Really, you mean others have connected the word "anaconda" to a popular song that prominently featured it?

She is all white. That's weird that you know that.

Good one.

Nah. If I wanted to punish people, I'd play them Mac DeMarco.

Oh, sorry…. We have lots of poor, unpaid interns, and when they're done cataloging the Internet, they retire to the treehouse where they're required to live, where we make them put on elf hats and bake us cookies.

Or I just use Google Image Search.

I actually thought I put way more jokes (or "snark," I guess) in this update than all the previous updates.

Uh… Okay.

Thanks.

Most dictionaries list "refute" as "to deny the truth of."

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1. U2's album was never under consideration for this piece.

We had three people leave to take over editing positions at Entertainment Weekly, Vox, and Salon. What does that have to do with the U2 album?

Looking at your comment history, 90 percent of them are on or about Great Job, Internet articles. Obviously you find them essential in some way.