Yeah, and maybe let's split a pizza. How about a manila folder with some ketchup and Kraft singles on top?

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That's…. what I thought you said.

Or it's a typo.

Thanks for pointing out the typo. It's been fixed.

"Earlier editions were more on point about this"

Boy, I'm glad no one noticed that Millard Fillmore was never "elected" president. Because that's the sort of thing that can ruin the enjoyment of an entire interview.

YOU'RE NEXT, YOGI. THAT TIE COVERS NOTHING.

You're saying I need to fact-check against the Paddington article I myself wrote yesterday?

Robots hate being called that.

No problem! Make sure to check out the version of "KB" linked above as well.

Yeah, it's not that great, but the two Mark E. Smith songs are top notch.

Cool, my mom will be happy to hear that.

I smoke maybe one or two cigarettes per week. That's down from a pack a day in my mid-20s.

Hmm, that's a new one.

I can, in fact, just tag shit with whatever I want.

As much as I love Andy Stott (and don't want a Blade Runner sequel), my vote would go to Daniel Lopatin.

I said Sherlock begat Elementary, which it absolutely did. You said the intent wasn't to make Sherlock for American audiences, which, yes, it absolutely was. The end result may be different, but that's only because of the outcry in between.

Well, except for the part where CBS intended to make Moffat's Sherlock for an American audience, and when they were turned down, made their own, prompting threats of a lawsuit from producers and Benedict Cumberbatch to comment that it seemed suspicious.

Writing for Gentle Herpes? Eh, it has its ups and downs.