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Sean ONeal
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^^^^ Everyone look at this loser who actually read the article.

No lie: I thought that the second I hung up and said, out loud, "Damn it!"

We weren't, otherwise I definitely would have.

Agreed.

What's so clueless about Skip?

I believe that's in the follow-up study on how many pop stars are still gonna end up knockin' boots, by Professor Candyman.

Some version of this comment appears on every single thing I write about Scott Walker, to the point where I feel bad on behalf of the good Scott Walker.

Yeah, he's been teasing that for a year or so.

(Missed opportunity for Wanda-ing.)

:-D

We could tell by the way you were calling us assholes for your not finding the obit that was posted over an hour ago. Well, that and all the frowny-face emoticons.

Non-stories are our specialty.

"Priorities" doesn't enter into it with obituaries. Pretty cool attitude there.

Since you were so nice about it.

It was for some ridiculous guerrilla art thing, back in my "culture jam" days.

I've rowed across the Thames in a dinghy, actually.

Are you questioning the punk credentials of Martha Stewart Living?

Just you wait.

So one of those Butter Council creeps got to you too, huh?