Sounds good, but what's the risk of brain bleed?

Good news! Katie is writing this up. Now we just ask that you bring at least 9,000 of your friends to that article.

"Have Fun! Don't Do Anything Jesus Wouldn't Do!" is still available.

Pop culture websites often cover the same popular stories. That's why it's called "pop" culture. But great Leonard Pierce joke in your burn about originality.

Or according to the press release, which says "three fat guys with the help of survivalist expert Creek Stewart." But if you think he's fat, who am I or The Weather Channel to argue?

I think you mean a Grammer alert.

Sarcastic mulch?

Not that one.

I'm pretty sure Harrelson's face and body (other than the gun hand) is the one part of this DVD cover that hasn't been pasted together. It comes from this photo.

I'm vice president of not giving a shit about your "rules," man.

The extra "B" is for "Bring your own Bow Wow."

Nothing is all that's left.

No, it panther.

I was informed earlier this week that I'm the Richard Dawson and Erik Adams is the Charles Nelson Reilly.

Keep clicking.

I changed them to superscript numbers. Are you super satisfied?

No.

You're the guy who called my George W. Bush joke in the Jurassic Park article "a stretch," right?

The No is only used to denote that something isn't happening. So, No.

Yep, that's the reference I made.