The Playboy interviewer said Oldman is considered one of cinema's all-time greats, not The Fifth Element.

Yeah, man, who cares about anything? Let's ditch and smoke cigarettes.

You're right, that does sound like all days.

It's a typo. They happen sometimes.

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I'm sure his T-shirts will get plenty of days in the sun.

Let's just enter a blanket agreement that writing anything Game Of Thrones-related at all is shitty and inconsiderate to everyone.

As apparently saying that the article "gives away major events for those who have not yet read the books" is not warning enough that the article gives away major events for those who have not yet read the books, I have now added another, lengthier warning that the article gives away major events for those who have not…

Did your refusing to read things also extend to the very first sentence of the article?

Sorry, I just assume people actually read articles from the beginning. I'll put the part about how it "gives away major events" in bold, so no one else accidentally skims something they didn't want to skim.

The entire first sentence talks about how it gives away major events. Do I actually have to use the words "spoiler alert"?

It figures that the one guy who would get my Lighter Side joke apparently didn't even notice it.

He didn't. Dave Berg did.

It was already a thing last year. Who knows how much more of a thing it will be by this time next year?

Many expected it to do more than $60 million. Its performance also sent DreamWorks stock down.

I do not.

Was I supposed to know the exact URL of the video?

Yes, that is indeed the quote referenced and linked in the first sentence, thank you.

Thanks for the corrections. You seem nice.

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