He likes his "wheel" puns a little too much, but he seems nice enough otherwise.

Cool, I'll be sure to send out a Google+ alert when it's up.

I have been laughing out loud for several minutes at this. Thank you.

Exactly.

Just so this doesn't get out of hand, it was "At the very least, they seem destined to supplant the notion that Superman Returns was the worst thing Bryan Singer has ever done."

Fair enough.

I would wait after any movie to see a clip from Stop Making Sense.

Not really a "save," considering I say in the article that Garfield compares him to Jesus, "another famous Jew." But sure, okay.

It might be redundant to say he's "both Jesus and Jewish," but one can be Jewish without also being Jesus.

Uh huh. Could you let me know what other Newswire items you believe to be product placement? I would like to know whom to ask for payment.

Yes, please buy the thing I just spent several paragraphs mocking. It's all part of Newswire's lucrative product placement deal, which has netted me untold riches.

True fact: The A.V. Club has written about food for years. For just one example, the Double Down article linked in the first paragraph is from 2009.

Ash sucks.

Yes, I mentioned that.

http://www.avclub.com/artic…

No lie: I still get submissions for that every couple of weeks. So yeah, I'm probably never going to do that again.

Carson Daly is more tweet than man now.

HBO owns Cinemax.

I'm just saying that, were I a giant gastropod, I'd pick a home with more humidity.

But that's not addressing the coincidental part. (And seriously, do you really think I don't remember that Han Solo is on Tatooine to deal with Jabba?) It's that, of all the planets in the galaxy, giant slug creature Jabba the Hutt just so happens to make his home on the same dry-ass desert planet where the Skywalkers…