I suppose Kate Mulgrew cares, because she's the one who made the statement.

This place: http://www.unicalamus.org/

There are dozens of other obituaries elsewhere where you can grieve properly, but I don't see why she would get one here. She's a fashion model with a handful of obscure TV presenter credits in the UK. We never covered anything she did before; it seems exploitative and ghoulish to start now.

No.

I was waiting for Franco's thesis statement. Now it's art.

I already vented a lot of it on Twitter this week.

On Dlisted, probably.

If we didn't, the comments would just be littered with links from people wondering why we're not covering it. It's a no-win scenario.

No.

You got it.

For real. It's like Mary Poppins' bag or something.

Oh, I watch the show. It's dumb fun.

And then I wrote about it! How embarrassing for me!

When it comes to spiritous beverages, yes. Not when it comes to names.

No, I don't.

What Photoshop?

It's lifelike, yet oversized. Hope that helps!

I take it you realized your mistake and felt deeply embarrassed about it.

Great, the one time you read the article….

Please make sure to post this on Twitter, where it matters most.