If it's any consolation, we don't really understand it either.

It will be up at midnight tonight, when the studio embargo is lifted.

As you can see, it was really nothing.

All right, I changed it.

I'll have you know I'm getting worst at Photoshop.

That's why the article takes pains to point out that it's a rumor and that it's still just talk, but sure.

Yeah, take that, Burt Reynolds! I totally slammed the dead conjoined twin that you definitely have on your upper lip!

Not in China: http://if.com.au/2012/10/16…

I don't know that you can call that a "real" Cheech & Chong movie. They didn't even do drugs!

The movie makes use of recorded skits from their albums; they didn't do anything besides sign off on it.

I doubt it, since "via Jezebel" is clearly written at the bottom.

I will never forget.

I did the Ann Arbor video for our Pioneering series:

Yes, readers of The A.V. Club did.

http://www.avclub.com/artic…

This update is covered in the first sentence of the next-to-last paragraph of this article.

I said that wind resistance around the knee area is what prevents most of us from becoming super-fast superheroes. I don't know how more serious about that I can be.

I don't remember what it was I was initially going for there, but it's a typo. I fixed it.

Copyeditors.

Here's an article about that interview: