I hope someone gets fired for that blunder, and I hope it's you, after your boss finds out how you go around correcting people on the Internet about Full House.

Brian "Boz" Bosworth handles livers. Good luck!

A 50 percent increase in sales over seven years, not that right now, seven years later, sales suddenly went up 50 percent.

OH NO ELDAN HAS QUESTIONED MY MANHOOD.

No, I don't call that a headbutt. There are other words in that sentence—including the word "nuzzling." Which, now that I think about it, you may be plagiarizing as a meta-commentary on Shia LaBeouf, so, well done.

It's on my list, but I've been swamped today. I'll get to it.

I tried to give some background on Silver Jews and Malkmus' connection to the band for those who might not be familiar. And yeah, I didn't see much need to belabor the description of the song beyond those two paragraphs.

Inside Llewyn Davis wasn't considered eligible by the rules of the Academy….and SATAN.

…? What more do you want from it?

"Kangaroos eating carrots" is a YouTube mainstay:

YOU FELL RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP.

And seeing that the meth was blue let you know that it was Heisenberg, and thus purer than other strains of meth out there. Are we really splitting hairs about this, or did you just want to show off your meth cooking skills?

And that's my cue to go home. Have a good weekend, Matthew Stechel.

They retitled it August: Osage County.

Nah, just do a whole bunch of it at once. You'll be fine!

Ah, well. It's not a wholly original idea.

It's from Point Break.

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College Humor pretty much beat everyone to the Star Wars/Tupac hologram stuff a year ago: http://www.collegehumor.com…