Hey look, it's Johnny Pessimist.

Oh no, I remember The Hitchhiker. But "bedrock of bare cheerleader breasts" is a much more succinct turn of phrase than… "bare breasts glimpsed in the drifter's rearview of The Hitchhiker"? I'm not even sure what I would say there.

You can literally get the entire series for less than $1.

You got it…. you!

I already moved on to bourbon. This is wrapping up soon, fellas and possibly some ladies.

Me-owy Christmas, everyone. I've had three mimosas.

No, but that hat should be.

So long as you feel needed.

Okay.

Wait, how do you know that Templeton is my drink?

Okay.

We have a Bloody Mary/mimosa/screwdriver setup in the kitchen. I'm honestly not sure how long I'm gonna do this today.

Yep! I talked to Armstrong about his Nilsson expertise as one of the very first things I ever did for A.V. Club.

@sirslud:disqus @flagonthemoon:disqus According to the tech team, they looked at it and did see it happening on Chrome for Windows. But it's nothing on our end, so it appears to be a Chrome bug. They submitted their own bug report to Google.

If you want to send it along to bugs@theonion.com, that would be helpful.

Hmm, okay. I'll let the tech team know.

This must be a browser-specific thing, since it doesn't look that way to me in either Safari or Firefox. What are you using?

He won at the L.A. Film Critics Association awards.

That's the link you're using for Udo Kier? Why not The A.V. Club?

Miramax make sequels to its movies. Weinsteins help. Also make TV shows out of movies. Weinsteins also help. Plan disappointing.