I liked Shaking The Habitual, except that huge chunk in the middle where it suddenly turns into a boring Current 93 record.

Cool, thanks for sharing your weird slash fiction with everyone.

You could try to retain the fact that I urged you to go see it, then remember that fact for two whole weeks. Maybe tattoo it on your arm.

Thanks, I'll fix it.

Yep. It's NBC's most-watched new drama since Earth 2, 19 years ago.

WITH THEIR POWERFUL CRITIC-MINDS.

Right, that's what's implied by the line "reality, as only a producer of The Bachelor can define it."

Let's discuss the importance of professionalism.

Because I am nothing if not a professional in my professional writing of dumb jokes about show business, I went back and edited the first sentence of that article to be even more vague. I hope this satisfies you, so you don't have to waste another entire day commenting about this.

I'm sorry. Maybe you should create a petition.

This is a whole new level of conspiracy theory that I've never seen before. Kudos.

Captions, alt text, and photo credits are coming back soon. Take it from someone who relies on them to stuff more stupid jokes into his articles.

Our pageviews have been at record highs for the past six months, and they've remained that way, even after the redesign. We've actually seen an uptick this week. And according to the reports we get from Disqus, comments have also been steady—they're just more spread around different areas of the site.

Actually, the number of comments has been steady, according to the analytics reports we get every day. They're just more spread out around the site—which is something the redesign was partially created to address, since most people tended to congregate around the top three features and Newswire and that's it.

Well, there are people making positive comments on this very article, and Twitter and Facebook are public forums. They're not all from our Canadian girlfriends… who are models.

I've also voiced this concern, about making the sections more identifiable. (I'd definitely like Newswire to be more pronounced than it currently is.) These are things that will be, and are currently being, tweaked.

I guess @grandgalacticinquisitor:disqus's enthusiastic response threw me off.

Strange response to an article written to address people's specific complaints…

We've received lots of positive responses via email, on Twitter and Facebook, etc. Honestly—and this is surprising to me as well, given how we mostly only ever get the bad kind of feedback—they're fairly evenly split between negative and positive. I think you have that impression because most of the negative feedback…

You are notified when someone replies to your post. It's in the "My Disqus" thing at the top of the comments.