It's not about the content of the commercials. It's based on how many ads a company purchased during shows the PTC deems unacceptable. (This is explained in the second paragraph.)

It's on the front page, in the feature roll.

I'm not sure why it looks that way for you, as it doesn't appear that way for me. (Anyone else?) Maybe try shift-refreshing your browser? And emailing bugs@theonion.com so the web team knows?

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It's set to post in about half an hour.

Keep him waiting. That'll teach him to leave these piggy balls hanging.

What do you care? It's not like you read it.

But I did share it! Click on "this video…"

I was going to take your criticism of the redesign and seriously consider asking the web team to abandon it, but then I opted to watch this video of a duck falling asleep instead.

Someone downvotes me every single time I comment, and every single time it wounds me to the core. TO THE CORE.

I don't think all the complaints are absolutely ridiculous. I do think some of the complaints are absolutely ridiculous.

Success.

Thanks. She was already identified as a theater student in the original reports, but I'll add this in.

It already says "filled with penises." This seems especially unnecessary.

Whenever people ask what I do for a living, I say, "Oh, I write strings of words underneath photos of celebrities that people pretend are farting."

I can't do that every single time. Besides, even Vanity Fair is doing it now.

I wish you well, but it's a bit too early to see my joke rebooted.

Judging by Twitter and comments like this one, since we posted this article.

And I do write the headlines. It was just an oversight, one I, as always, blame on the song "Richard Hung Himself."

Yes, fair point. It is "hanged."