WHY, WAS HE ON BREAKING BAD? HA HA HA.

Nope.

No, it's staying on FX.

I "got to work" back in May.

Yes, and they were all written after news of their deaths broke. Take it from me as the news editor: We don't prepare obituaries in advance. We never have. We "get them" from our writers, who get the assignment and then hustle to turn them around as quickly as possible.

Again with this. Why would we spend our time preparing obituaries in advance? When would we do that? We're not a breaking news bureau. We've never claimed that we are.

Like it's a weekday?

Glad the shutdown hasn't affected essential Internet proofreaders.

Let's talk about how cool you are.

Probably zero? I had Sundance in my Spanish class once. They put on a skit about going to buy a new shirt that took 10 excruciating minutes. And they kept pronouncing it "ca-MY-sa."

That's the title of the show as it's being aired on Sundance. Not everything has to do with me.

I definitely do not.

It's cool, I was just checking. I spent over an hour trying to get the Twitter embeds to work on our creaky CMS, and I was worried for a minute that it still didn't work.

Already read it!

Never said it didn't have a good point. In fact, I argued the same point in the preceding paragraph.

I would counter with enough with the "Enough with the…" Sometimes stories are written about things you don't care about. Don't click on them and move on.

This is in the article. Do you not see it?

I have.

So, you're calling Joss Whedon a liar? That's not very nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…