Well, if you insist: http://imgur.com/jDzUsis

Okay.

Actually, I stole it from the "Brocktoon" skit on SNL. But sure, you guys say things sometimes.

Okay, I think that's enough of this joke.

Those Activia commercials are the TV adaptation of The Stuff.

@GrantBnet:disqus Right, that came from the show in an NBC press release.

Not sure which ones you're referring to specifically, but if the announcements come straight from press releases (from networks, production companies, studios, etc.), then there's no source to cite.

There will be a third Insidious movie.

No, I didn't.

A humorless article in Slate?! Those guys used to be cool.

For comparison:

No, we're just killing all your accounts because you're a fucking repetitive, self-involved troll, bro.

Oh, there it is.

You should send in these suggestions using the Contact Us form. That way they'll get to the people who actually work on the technical side and might be able to address them, rather than the dumb-dumbs who just write goofy shit about Kanye West.

This panic is a little premature. Yes, Disqus is forcing all of its sites to upgrade in the middle of next month, but we're still working to figure out what our options are. And we'll have a Newswire letting you guys know either way.

Great job at reading the Internet.

http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Important.

You're unable to read headlines and make inferences as to their stories' content?

Two for two on great contributions so far.