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I will go to the mat with anyone over They Live, as well as The Fog, Prince of Darkness and Vampires. They're all greatly entertaining.

I've seen this version of Faust, and it's pretty amazing visually.
I've also read that Murnau was getting a blowjob from his teenage houseboy when he died in an automobile wreck. That, also, is amazing. Also very Garp-like.

Sam Jackson put a cap in your momma's ass in 1994. But it was off-screen, and she was hiding in a bowl of rice.

Highest-grossing of all time? I can't fathom it. The only time Sam grossed me out was when then giant super-smart shark chomped him in half in … oh, wait. I get it.
Never mind.

He was staying at the Bourbon Hotel? I thought Tyler was more the Coca-cabana type.

"The Jungle is a vociferously angry novel about abuse of immigrants and the working class … they gradually learn that every part of the system is designed to exclude them from power or betterment, while using them up, wearing them out, and discarding them",/i>
So it's also about Wall Street circa 2011? How trenchant!

I imagine that after Susan died, George just stuffed his sorries in a sack.

That's a damn good movie, probably worthy of its own Cult Canon entry. Zero Mostel!

Can't touch-screen this!

Didn't Lulu suffer enough all those years they made fun of her on AbFab? Plus she was married to that one Bee Gee, you know, the one who died. Stop Lulu's suffering!

Now there's the solution to this brouhaha! Fox can just play Hank Jr.'s Keep the Change" instead. Much better bedfellows.

Let's see Travolta try to pull this shit at Los Pollos Hermanos. He'll get rudely declined with a box cutter.

Last thing he's written that I found worthwhile was Lullaby. After Rant, I just gave up.
The first rule of Palahniuk Club is … don't read recent Palahniuk.

Including reminiscences by Bruce Campbell!
I'm still waiting for If Chins Could Talk: the Sam Axe Years.

These days, Harry Belafonte is seldom seen. Unless he's seen in Kansas City.

What, now Oasis is ripping off the Tubes too?

I for one am looking forward to Noel Gallagher's next release, Standing on the Shoulders of Midgets, in which he continues his reverse career trajectory.

Next up for River Phoenix — a guest spot on The Walking Dead.

Salman Rushdie did just that, and see where it got him?

Except Qwikster.