Jane's Addiction: a bunch of old farts. But I hear they make great pets.

Great to see Garrett Morris back at work, finally getting that monkey off his shoulder.
Cocaine has NOT been bery, bery good to heem.

Garbage now plans to title their new album Part R.E.M.

Everybody Fists?
/ Stiped

I'm still waiting on the next release from Guadalcanal Diary. Also the dB's. THEN we can say sayonara to '80s indie rock.

Basically, this would be The Walking Dead with humor and with characters the viewer cares about. (Exception being Daryl.) Sign me up!
Also, think of the product placement possiblities (I'm looking at you, Twinkies).

The House That Dripped Blood Is a pretty good Hammer-style horror anthology, and Pertwee's episode is my favorite of the bunch. He plays a vain, stuffy actor who takes on a vampire role. You take it from there.

Because they drive a bitchin' Camaro?

Way to man up there, Lady Goo Goo.

Nic Cage needs to exex-produce, direct and star in a remake of Manos: Hands of Fate. Oh, and also design his own goat-legs prosthesis.

I have an idea for a movie! It stars Steve Martin, Robin Williams and Billy Crystal, with a cameo by Eddie Murphy. They all sit around in a room with long faces, bemoaning their lack of recognition as dramatic actors. It's called Comedy Is Killing Me.

Breaking Bad: The Rise and Fall of Sam Axe … Er, Gustavo Fring

24 Hour Party People is probably the best rock 'n' roll movie I've ever seen, and a great Steve Coogan performance to boot.

Wow, that was fuckin' … trippy.

Since Klosterman began posting on GRantland, I find I can't take his writing anymore. One of us has jumped the shark, and I don't think it's me.

Does he plan to also get around to paying Los Lobos those royalties he owes them for the ripoff of their music?

Breaking Bad is da bomb.
Someone had to say it.

I am looking forward to the inevitable AV Club headline "Untitled Romeo Project Is Dead"

I'd watch a Green Acres movie, if it starred Dave Foley as Oliver Wendell Douglas.

So you don't mind if we have a quick look around the place, right? Otherwise we have to go get a warrant.
(Don't worry, I'm the mole! Or so they say)