Hell, if a fashion designer can kick Axl's ass, I'd hate to see what Heisenberg would do to him. Or Pinkman, for that matter, considering how Jess kicked Walter's ass. Not to mention what Mike the Cleaner would do to this twerp.

Funhouser for the win, as usual.

If Nolan does this version, it'll be a head trip.
If Bay does it, heads will roll.

Eh. I'll wait for the Nook version. That makes it Nook-e, right?

Madadayo is a quiet and reflective film that perfectly bookended Kurosawa's career. It's more like Ikiru and his earlier works and lacks the epic scale of Seven Samurai, Ran or Kagamusha. The tone reminds me somewhat of Ozu's remake of Floating Weeds. It's well worth checking out

After the cermony, Polanski continued the celebration with a puckish bottle of 20-year-old bubbly and the puckered sphincter of a 13-year-old girl.

Hmmm. That photo also looks a little like Oscar Wilde.
So let's Travolta was Oscar Wilde … now that I can believe.

Has a horde of angy Fireflyfans yet descended upon the campus, demanding that the poster be reinstated? No? Good, then! Firefly fans have seemingly developed lives!

If the Rolling Stones had any balls, they'd put a gun to their collective mouths and pull a Kurt Cobain. (Except for Charlie Watts, he can stick around as long as he likes.)

STOP MAKING FUN of Dharma, she was the most delightful Manic Pixie Dream Girl evah, you hatah!
Greg?, Ah, him you can make fun of all you want.

Granted, I'm no Irish farmer, but I wish I were so that Rihanna could make me very, very, very, very, very, very angry indeed.

They should title it a.k.a. Pablo Honey.

I think it was amazingly prescient to get Al Franken's dad to play the younger senator's aide!

When Chronic Town dropped in 1982, it was like a thunderbolt splitting open a dull, gray, over-synthesized Lionel Ritchie sky. It echoed the cannon blasts of Revolver and Are You Experienced? and Never Mind the Bollocks. It truly signaled a new thing, a shift in the landscape, a rewriting of the rules.
That tone of…

Will it have sharks swimming through the air? Because that was nice last year.
Oh, and Amy Pond in a naughty elf's costume.

A- ? A- ?!
This may have been the best episode of the entire series. Surpassing the one in which Walt blew up Tuco's headquarters. Cranston and Paul just locked up the 2012 Emmys, although Esposito might give Paul a run for his money.
And if "Mad Men" beats out "Breaking Bad" for Best Series, then fuck the Emmys.…

Giancarlo Esposito as Dre.
Kennan Thompson as Cube.
Will Smith as Eazy.
Two no-names as the two no-names.

Instead of this, how about a "Friends" reunion show?
-Chandler and Monica are divorced. Chandler is awaiting sentencing for his role in the Wall Street crash of 2008 and is also finally married to Joey, who is back working for Gunther after his Hollywood career fizzled. Monica has ballooned back up to 250 pounds and…

Let's see: on-screen, she went from doing Warren Beatty to doing Harrison Ford to doing Jabba the Hutt. That would be enough to drive me to ingesting anything I could to wipe clean my memories.

He adopted that name on a bet. At least he didn't welsh on it.