Thaaank you, thaaank you, thaank GOD for you.  As far as rankness goes, fishsticks < fish innards < shitloads of dead fish < this comment.

That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!

That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!

I did my laundry with this show on in the background once.
Once.

I did my laundry with this show on in the background once.
Once.

I feel the same way for every article that mentions Russell Brand.  I've gone this far without actually viewing anything he's done that I just want to maintain the streak for streak's sake at this point.  Hooray for forced ignorance? 

I feel the same way for every article that mentions Russell Brand.  I've gone this far without actually viewing anything he's done that I just want to maintain the streak for streak's sake at this point.  Hooray for forced ignorance? 

Give me a soda fountain with Cherry Coke and a soda water option and holy shit I'm a happy patron.  Fill cup with ice and about 80% soda water, then top with that sweet sweet shit.  It tastes great and deters my inevitable diabetes for a few years.

Give me a soda fountain with Cherry Coke and a soda water option and holy shit I'm a happy patron.  Fill cup with ice and about 80% soda water, then top with that sweet sweet shit.  It tastes great and deters my inevitable diabetes for a few years.

Not sure why, but the following pic makes me really dislike everything about her:

Not sure why, but the following pic makes me really dislike everything about her:

You win some, you Mansome.

I thought it took a special sort of asshole to create star-shaped turds.

I'm pretty sure a "devil's snowball" is when the guy pulls out and lights a fart while he comes, but I misplaced my handbook. 

Dude, this is no bs, I've heard it from friends that know people:  he BEEFS.

I have a running joke in my head whenever a "Battleship" trailer comes on, in which every character that needs to explain what is attacking the coast says something like "Uhh, we've got what look to be Transformer-like machines approaching from the skies … all coming from some sort of Transformer-esque mothership, I…

The review "PLAY ENJOYED BY ALL", speaks for itself.

Robo-Smalls: [menacingly] Please don't shoot up the place. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Eh, it was acting.

Same here, to the point where I would feel like I was taking crazy pills while listening to Freak Wharf , wondering if he'd ever taken the time to laugh off the funny of his own jokes while at home, writing shit up.