*reflexively closes eyes and plugs ears*

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Its name was Leonard.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Its name was Leonard.

Oh God, Magic. Other 70s movie ads that scared little me: It's Alive, Alien, The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again.

Oh God, Magic. Other 70s movie ads that scared little me: It's Alive, Alien, The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again.

The sale price was a number impossible to count in earthly currencies. If it were typed into a comment box, it would cause the Disqus servers to vanish in a puff of extra-dimensional smoke. Even if it were possible to display it on your computer, your mind would not be able to comprehend it. You would be left a…

The sale price was a number impossible to count in earthly currencies. If it were typed into a comment box, it would cause the Disqus servers to vanish in a puff of extra-dimensional smoke. Even if it were possible to display it on your computer, your mind would not be able to comprehend it. You would be left a…

It's a tumor.

It's a tumor.

Maybe now the Holiday Special will get the deluxe Blu-ray treatment it deserves! In time for Life Day!

Maybe now the Holiday Special will get the deluxe Blu-ray treatment it deserves! In time for Life Day!

Alas, it's all true.

Alas, it's all true.

Whoa…. CB radio!

Whoa…. CB radio!

I don't think the murder was accidental. I didn't back up and watch, but the vulture finial on the staircase seemed to move of its own accord, which I attribute to Grandpa's magical action. In other words, he opened the stairs, then advanced towards scoutmaster, forcing him to fall. I think it would be OK for older…

I don't think the murder was accidental. I didn't back up and watch, but the vulture finial on the staircase seemed to move of its own accord, which I attribute to Grandpa's magical action. In other words, he opened the stairs, then advanced towards scoutmaster, forcing him to fall. I think it would be OK for older…

Tell me more about raesoning! Sounds exotic!

Tell me more about raesoning! Sounds exotic!

"Whew! We were worried that after we spent $200K on a degree, you wouldn't be able to find a job!"