Stacy's mom, on the other hand, has got it going on.

Why am I having visions of pirates?

Why am I having visions of pirates?

I thought it was vodka-soaked tampons up the butt.

I thought it was vodka-soaked tampons up the butt.

Warm Ding-Dong?

Warm Ding-Dong?

It had better play the Wizard of Oz "wicked witch" music, too.

It had better play the Wizard of Oz "wicked witch" music, too.

The SubGenius Must Have SLACK!!!!

The SubGenius Must Have SLACK!!!!

In Buddhism, indifference is the "near enemy" of detachment (i.e., it is easy to mistake indifference for detachment). Self-centeredness also runs counter to the notion of "no-self". But, again, it's an easy mistake to make.

In Buddhism, indifference is the "near enemy" of detachment (i.e., it is easy to mistake indifference for detachment). Self-centeredness also runs counter to the notion of "no-self". But, again, it's an easy mistake to make.

Give me back my baby! Also my smack!

Give me back my baby! Also my smack!

Well, that came up organically.

Well, that came up organically.

Archer live on stage! I'd pay to see that, I think.

Archer live on stage! I'd pay to see that, I think.

That's the funny-awfulest thing I've read today.