I think you have the germ of a Cheech and Chong physics lab sketch there.

My cabbages!

My cabbages!

I actually made some holograms using lasers for a physics lab in college. Might even still have one somewhere.

I actually made some holograms using lasers for a physics lab in college. Might even still have one somewhere.

I think that the subject-verb agreement in this comment is too correct for this to be the real Confucius.

I think that the subject-verb agreement in this comment is too correct for this to be the real Confucius.

They pelted us with rocks and garbage!

They pelted us with rocks and garbage!

@avclub-65b8e141bbf2ecf180a01929890c734e:disqus 1991, also lost, also got a case of the San Francisco treat among other things.

@avclub-65b8e141bbf2ecf180a01929890c734e:disqus 1991, also lost, also got a case of the San Francisco treat among other things.

To be fair, I think it's an Indian name filtered through French and/or Spanish, then English, then a couple of hundred years of linguistic evolution.

To be fair, I think it's an Indian name filtered through French and/or Spanish, then English, then a couple of hundred years of linguistic evolution.

Sons Casper, Laramie, and Thermopolis.

Sons Casper, Laramie, and Thermopolis.

You are America's Greatest Hero(ine).

You are America's Greatest Hero(ine).

I believe it.

I believe it.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus 7th Day Adventists. They practically invented young-earth creationism. (Ron Numbers' book The Creationists from 1990-something is a good history of that movement.)