@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus 7th Day Adventists. They practically invented young-earth creationism. (Ron Numbers' book The Creationists from 1990-something is a good history of that movement.)

So he's named Sean O'Neal, but says that he wasn't on Clarissa. He lived in the same dorm as Tiffany Brissette, but claims that he's not a robot.

So he's named Sean O'Neal, but says that he wasn't on Clarissa. He lived in the same dorm as Tiffany Brissette, but claims that he's not a robot.

Oh hi, doggie

Oh hi, doggie

Life is the worst in general.

Life is the worst in general.

Glad you found your way out of that particular quagmire. Now you can join us as we slouch towards oblivion, occasionally distracted by movies about space aliens.

Glad you found your way out of that particular quagmire. Now you can join us as we slouch towards oblivion, occasionally distracted by movies about space aliens.

I'm not participating in this affront to humor. These puns are all very schisty.

I'm not participating in this affront to humor. These puns are all very schisty.

@avclub-0a7d7a81e8e3a20e4c34748e98ef45f6:disqus … but you repeat yourself.

@avclub-0a7d7a81e8e3a20e4c34748e98ef45f6:disqus … but you repeat yourself.

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus Just for the record, the AVClub didn't invent the Internet-specific use of the word troll, if that's the nickname you are obliquely referring to. I first saw it on Usenet (the old store-and-forward bulletin board system now most often encountered through Google Groups).…

@avclub-1898a4d76532f237d9b5c0592dfe71a9:disqus Just for the record, the AVClub didn't invent the Internet-specific use of the word troll, if that's the nickname you are obliquely referring to. I first saw it on Usenet (the old store-and-forward bulletin board system now most often encountered through Google Groups).…

"Gay"
— Rax aka The Poor Mans Hardys
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

"Gay"
— Rax aka The Poor Mans Hardys
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Not me. I've got a portrait in my attic that looks pretty shitty, though.

Not me. I've got a portrait in my attic that looks pretty shitty, though.

Maybe just less disappointing.