Sounds like your band is a knock-off of Brave Combo.

@avclub-5182625d9db22ee7fba7b1acf3d429a9:disqus @avclub-ffdf9e46752971c63a4c33e8e9b3ae98:disqus Gawdammit have you people never seen The Mary Tyler Moore Show?

I think it's that being funnier than SNL is not a high enough bar to warrant congratulations.

I think that anti-Semitism is not simply a form of racism. I think if I converted to Judaism, most anti-Semites would be anti-me, whereas a Jew who disclaimed Judaism would still be "a Jew". It would be very hard for me to convert to, say, being black.

The reason Part 2 hasn't been made in over 40 years is that Part 1 came out only 31 years ago.  Or something…. I'm having trouble with this joke making sense.

Where's my Ritz Brothers homage?!?!?!

"featuring The Jordanaires"

You know, they should write a musical or something.

I thought one of the points was that everyone completely missed the actual impact of bullying on Butters. Nobody knew it was his grandmother, and therefore nobody understood why he couldn't confront his bully. When he attacked Dr. Oz as a result of his suppressed rage at his grandmother, nobody understood that,…

Manimal was not a Fox show!

Dear Penthouse,

Yes, there is the infamous ICLIOTKING, but I don't watch GoT/read the comments associated with it. So, I don't know who the real asshole is.

I've only ever seen Springfield, Colorado, on a map, and its location has never seemed enticing. "Beautiful southeast Colorado. Like southwest Kansas, but drier!"

Are you one of my Ozark cousins?

You've hit the nail on the head: Community needs more fucking.

It seems to me that he's saying "this is not what I signed up for, and I don't like what it's doing to my image". I suppose one must ask, what did they tell him the part was like when they hired him?

You could have looked at my avatar and figured out that I'm a white male. It's a fair representation of what I look like (although I've shaved the goatee). And yes, I do tend to default to the "white assumption" online. It's probably an artifact of my introduction to online communities over 20 years ago, when…

@avclub-b03b8d4bf8d4e3922a8c0b867e4f2ce0:disqus Tell most middle-class whites in America that THEY have white privilege, and they will act shocked, and then launch into a story about how THEY weren't responsible for slavery, since it happened before they were born, and by the way, what IS it with those black people…

@avclub-b03b8d4bf8d4e3922a8c0b867e4f2ce0:disqus I suspect that if we both scour the Internet and the literature on race and racism in America, we will conclude that notion of "Hispanic", "Latino", or "Chicano" is ill-defined and controversial to begin with, and being "Latino" does not necessarily make a person "of…

I think this one is just slabs of text from Notes from Underground, but not the most modern translation.