"Paradise By the Kiosk Light"

Is this a period piece set in 1992, when almost nobody carried a cell phone? Or are the police just really slow after being notified of a couple of murders in a parking lot?

Amateur Telescope Making

See the bed rock, feel the earth quake, love a geologist.

Savage Love is syndicated (originating at Seattle's alt-weekly The Stranger). Perhaps they are not allowed to (or simply don't want to) have comments for that reason. They want people commenting on Original AV Club content.

@BobbyBrownGoesDown:disqus I still eat Quizno's from time to time (I live in their hometown of Denver, so they are everywhere). But they have definitely gone downhill. From what I can tell, they were hit by Subway's purchase of a toaster oven, and then they hurt themselves by allegedly screwing over their franchisees.…

Do they show the part where all the 31 year old characters wake up the next morning saying things like "Oh, shit, I can't do this anymore! I hurt all over!"?

Soundtrack for the reboot will be provided by Frank Sinatra, Jr.

I agree with your angry sentiment, @avclub-5182625d9db22ee7fba7b1acf3d429a9:disqus . If the posters here keep getting younger, I demand that the AV Club make me younger as well!  As long as I get to keep all my memories so that I don't do the same stupid shit I did when I was young the first time.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus Good thinkin', what with that purty mouth o' your'n.

@avclub-40d0f53c876ca622ae3032974935fdd8:disqus I was commenting mainly on the sound of the production, not the songwriting or performance. I find it hard to even listen to a lot of that music. It's all just noise!

My Spotify is full of eels!

Many early CDs, especially reissues, were terribly converted from analog. Poor anti-alias filters, bad A/D converters, etc. You could end up with all sorts of shitty sounding music. The CD sample rate (44.1 kHz) is just barely adequate to hold the frequency range of recorded music when you take anti-aliasing into…

I don't think you did that right.

Dude… Dave Thomas is SCTV, not KITH. You've got the wrong Canadian sketch comedy troupe.

…. today is Wednesday…..

It's just a pilot at this point, so Groupon may be gone before it even gets picked up (or rejected).

But our tediously repetitive bitching about looks is an ironic commentary on the shallowness of celebrity culture. We're not like those troglodytes on other websites. You know the ones I'm talking about. I don't want to have to spell it out…

If I ever have a child, I'm naming it Frank Sinatra Jr. [GeoGreg] or Nancy Sinatra [GeoGreg], depending on the gender.

Great minds think alike, apparently.