"Some Velvet Morning" is a piece of wonderfully demented country psychedelia. You can thank Lee Hazelwood for most of Nancy's interesting output.

O'Nealbot's software upgrade this morning took longer than expected.

@avclub-e206d507b0f7294235c3940292f60ac0:disqus Lady, there are two of you now. Were you involved in some sort of transporter accident? Is one of you evil?

@avclub-856506e83608c782ad3696742018815e:disqus I have literally heard nobody say that Dick Cheney is too old for a heart transplant.

She's British-beautiful.

@avclub-3b4206840686bf0aab3032155dc2042a:disqus Yipes. I hadn't seen Rumer lately. That's… not a good outcome. Maybe in compensation, she got the best parts of her parents' personalities.

Marsupials are still mammals. You wanted to say "Hold up how did a placental mammalian mother birth a marsupial!"

October Baby 2: November Baby: The Squeekquel

Oh, hi Eddie!

Maybe he didn't mention Chevy Chase by name because he doesn't want to draw attention to it when people google "Chevy Chase"? But, neither the protection of  Chevy Chase's feelings nor Dan Harmon's honor is our responsibility, so not much more to be said.

This breaking news just in… Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

I liked it when it was about British Olympians and was called Chariots of Fire.

I think food is winning.

Would you accept Andrew Dice Clay kissing Drew Carey?

Even The 700 Club?

Fred Durst is only 41. That's not old. Not at all…

"the cookie" == communion wafer
"the nookie" == transubstantiation

@avclub-913d3a7404f98f0ee3766e12e78506fe:disqus That's the way I understand the situation. Whatever you think about it, it does seem unwise at best to have an affair with someone so closely connected to your family. Even without the family issue, the age difference does prompt questions about Allen's ability to relate…

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus  I'm not judging. We've all had that moment at the end of the family reunion, coming out of an alcohol-and-meth haze, wondering "am I related to that person by blood or not?" It's just that most of us don't do it in public.

Well, when you fuck your (step-)daughter, it is something people remember.