"…driven by the twin creative engines of adequately meeting lowered expectations and spite"

More proof that Steven Segal is an unbelievable jackass.

More proof that Steven Segal is an unbelievable jackass.

I remember many a stoner night watching this when it first debuted on HBO. Fun movie. Loved that it was the Twin Peaks couple.

I remember many a stoner night watching this when it first debuted on HBO. Fun movie. Loved that it was the Twin Peaks couple.

Why would you even waste Netflix queue space for his dreck? His crappy movies are all over basic cable nowadays.

Why would you even waste Netflix queue space for his dreck? His crappy movies are all over basic cable nowadays.

You forgot the frowny face the casting agent drew next to Perry's name.

You forgot the frowny face the casting agent drew next to Perry's name.

Anything by Argentine vineyard Crios. White or red. Usually around $15 a bottle.

Anything by Argentine vineyard Crios. White or red. Usually around $15 a bottle.

God how I robohate this.

God how I robohate this.

He'll look awesome after post-production.

He'll look awesome after post-production.

This is a perfect companion piece to the Hasselhoff story. B-level pseudo celebrities who have a pretty ridiculous sense of self-worth.

This is a perfect companion piece to the Hasselhoff story. B-level pseudo celebrities who have a pretty ridiculous sense of self-worth.

Dear DAH,

Dear DAH,

I dunno, I find B.E. very watchable in a Plan 9 From Outer Space sorta way.