So it's not a gritty reboot? Bah!

Yeah, I'd probably hate fuck him. No lube.

Yeah, I'd probably hate fuck him. No lube.

It's not a whale, it's New Jersey governor Chris Christie! Gasp!!!

It's not a whale, it's New Jersey governor Chris Christie! Gasp!!!

The biggest question I have is why the hell Mr. Particular Set of Skills would bring his family RIGHT TO THE ALBANIAN'S BACK YARD???

The biggest question I have is why the hell Mr. Particular Set of Skills would bring his family RIGHT TO THE ALBANIAN'S BACK YARD???

Why to you hate America?

Why to you hate America?

If it's quiet how are we going to hear it?

If it's quiet how are we going to hear it?

Poorly phrased, true; but I still laughed at it.

Poorly phrased, true; but I still laughed at it.

Wow! Look! 'Splosions! CGI trains! CGI bullets! CGI everything!

Wow! Look! 'Splosions! CGI trains! CGI bullets! CGI everything!

Can we please stop mythologizing Reagan? He tripled the debt, so much for being fiscally conservative. He deregulated the banks and airlines and we're still paying the price for both of those brain farts. Unemployment went up during his administration. And guess what, he didn't single-handedly defeat communism. It…

Can we please stop mythologizing Reagan? He tripled the debt, so much for being fiscally conservative. He deregulated the banks and airlines and we're still paying the price for both of those brain farts. Unemployment went up during his administration. And guess what, he didn't single-handedly defeat communism. It…

B-But it's SOCIALISM!!!

B-But it's SOCIALISM!!!

All I can say is "YES!"