McD should be directing half hour infomercials, fucking hack.

I was a wee little toddler when Laugh-In was on and there are photos of me wearing my own "Sock it to me!" t-shirt. There was once a time when my parents were semi-hip.

I was a wee little toddler when Laugh-In was on and there are photos of me wearing my own "Sock it to me!" t-shirt. There was once a time when my parents were semi-hip.

That's no guy. That's Jane Hathaway, of t.v.'s The Beverly Hillbillies.

That's no guy. That's Jane Hathaway, of t.v.'s The Beverly Hillbillies.

Funny, I didn't realize that Jeff Tweedy was the only person responsible for Obama getting elected.

Funny, I didn't realize that Jeff Tweedy was the only person responsible for Obama getting elected.

And here I thought this was going to be about working in a shitty coffee shop, cribbing other student's essays and trying to score weed.

And here I thought this was going to be about working in a shitty coffee shop, cribbing other student's essays and trying to score weed.

Boobies?

Boobies?

Curse you ElDan, you stole my joke.

Curse you ElDan, you stole my joke.

I want D'Arcy to be completely tweaking from meth and trash the place. Chamberlin raids the cash register for heroin money and Iha just sits, blank-faced at a table.

I want D'Arcy to be completely tweaking from meth and trash the place. Chamberlin raids the cash register for heroin money and Iha just sits, blank-faced at a table.

I for one would like to have Brown pinned to the ground and then simply stand on the neck tattoo. And stand, and stand, and keep standing a little more until this complete douche sheds his mortal coil. I would enjoy that.

I for one would like to have Brown pinned to the ground and then simply stand on the neck tattoo. And stand, and stand, and keep standing a little more until this complete douche sheds his mortal coil. I would enjoy that.

So are they saying that Star Trek is into the British hard rock band The Darkness? Are they gonna play rock n' roll space aliens or something? That would be awesome.

So are they saying that Star Trek is into the British hard rock band The Darkness? Are they gonna play rock n' roll space aliens or something? That would be awesome.

I'll admit to having a few Miss Togar domineering teacher fantasies every now and then.