"Real" fixed-gear cyclists thumb their noses at brakes. Since the rear hub has no freewheel, one can slow down/stop the bike by not pedaling.

A couple of cocktails or some ganja would help as well.

A couple of cocktails or some ganja would help as well.

No. No they aren't.

No. No they aren't.

…of cock.

…of cock.

What if the sharktopus is wearing a sharktopus spacesuit? Huh? Huh? Answer that one, smart guy.

What if the sharktopus is wearing a sharktopus spacesuit? Huh? Huh? Answer that one, smart guy.

Kelly and Kim ARE THE SAME PERSON. No one can offer me any proof to the contrary. Just like OBUMMER is really a foreign-born MUSLIM who's DESTROYING OUR CONTRY with his SOCIALIST, NAZI, COMMUNIST, WHATEVER WAYS!!!!!!!

Kelly and Kim ARE THE SAME PERSON. No one can offer me any proof to the contrary. Just like OBUMMER is really a foreign-born MUSLIM who's DESTROYING OUR CONTRY with his SOCIALIST, NAZI, COMMUNIST, WHATEVER WAYS!!!!!!!

Yeah. What Basil said. '80s Aerosmith is horrible.

Yeah. What Basil said. '80s Aerosmith is horrible.

I love you, Laika.

I love you, Laika.

I really, really try and approach Spulock's work with an open mind. Really I do. Sadly, all I have to do is look at this photo of him and I irrationally want to punch his smug face in. Is that wrong?

I really, really try and approach Spulock's work with an open mind. Really I do. Sadly, all I have to do is look at this photo of him and I irrationally want to punch his smug face in. Is that wrong?

Vanilla Ice's manager at In and Out Burger also won't let him out of his 3-11 shift.

Vanilla Ice's manager at In and Out Burger also won't let him out of his 3-11 shift.

Though I appreciate your rationale, there's no way such a "huge" head would fit in a "little" room. Just being practical, yo.