Dear AV Club, when mentioning Channing Tatum in the future, please refer to him as either "Channing 'Watherhead' Tatum" or "Channing 'His head looks like it was smashed in a vise' Tatum."

I embrace, support and will happily join you in your pervy creep status. There's a female bike messenger that I see fairly often who can rock that look like nobody's business. Always a joy to behold.

I embrace, support and will happily join you in your pervy creep status. There's a female bike messenger that I see fairly often who can rock that look like nobody's business. Always a joy to behold.

Strange that a religious mother would cite a movie about criminals, grifters and con-men as "wholesome." Hell, Newman's character lived in a brothel!

Strange that a religious mother would cite a movie about criminals, grifters and con-men as "wholesome." Hell, Newman's character lived in a brothel!

Since Corgan would go back in the studio to re-record other band members' parts, who plays with him live is inconsequential.

Since Corgan would go back in the studio to re-record other band members' parts, who plays with him live is inconsequential.

Well, if you're into that sorta thing, then I guess that could have been nice.

Well, if you're into that sorta thing, then I guess that could have been nice.

I really hope that this is a joke post, but if it isn't, Corgan is an intolerable douche, always has been and always will be. This is a perfect case of the pot calling the kettle black with him calling Radiohead pompous. Corgan cornered the market on pomposity.

I really hope that this is a joke post, but if it isn't, Corgan is an intolerable douche, always has been and always will be. This is a perfect case of the pot calling the kettle black with him calling Radiohead pompous. Corgan cornered the market on pomposity.

I believe in old German "Danzig" translates to "has-been asshole." Lay off the 'roids, Glen!

I believe in old German "Danzig" translates to "has-been asshole." Lay off the 'roids, Glen!

I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war. Look at what remains of your gallant scouts. Why? Because you’re selfish! You hoard your gasoline. Now, my prisoners say you plan to take your gasoline out of the Wasteland. You sent them out this morning to find a vehicle. A rig big enough to…

I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war. Look at what remains of your gallant scouts. Why? Because you’re selfish! You hoard your gasoline. Now, my prisoners say you plan to take your gasoline out of the Wasteland. You sent them out this morning to find a vehicle. A rig big enough to…

I was just going to say "Really, Really, Angry Max" but I like your version better.

I was just going to say "Really, Really, Angry Max" but I like your version better.

My favorite Conchords episode by a wide, wide margin. "Look out for the kitchen table, David Bowie!" "Oooof!"

My favorite Conchords episode by a wide, wide margin. "Look out for the kitchen table, David Bowie!" "Oooof!"

The Heat is On automatically negates anything half decent Frey ever did.