Sexy Schoolgirls 4: The Return of the Anal Intruder

He lost
Sure, Leno's gotten "his" show back and he can continue coasting with his condescending pablum that sadly some people enjoy. He'll still have the old fart audience, he'll still have middle American mouth-breathers, but he lost a HUGE potential audience. There's a sizable age bracket that will never, ever stop…

ALBATROSS!

Ummm…
Isn't Jeff Beck British?

I thought it was a piece of poop. Duly noted.

Oh SNAP!

She's a man, baby.

Watchmen has grown on me as well. "Tone-deaf" is an apt description, Jorge. It's been in heavy rotation on HBO and damn if I don't stop and watch a few scenes when channel surfing. Dare I say swapping out the giant space squid was a very good idea.

You're probably right Victor. Excellent point. Probably from the German scat version.

Curious
The ad for this train wreck was in heavy rotation during the football playoffs on Sunday. Just wondering, why? I'm probably going out on a HUGE limb to suggest that football fans may be the wrong demographic.

She's picking one of Josh Duhamel's pubes out of her teeth, you big silly. You see, the poster is from the "European" version of the film.

She looked like Jack Black in a wig at the Golden Globes.

"Fuck-ass crazy" is a genius term.

Nathan Thurm
Martin Short did a good job last night, but I kept cracking myself up thinking about his weasly lawyer character from the classic SNL "It's a Minkman" sketch. "I'm not defensive, YOU'RE the one who's defensive." Short sweating while brandishing a cigarette with an ungodly long ash. Good times.

Projected onto his giant, bloated ego?

The world needs more Amelie Gillette fan fiction. Bravo and well done.

Apparently. This guy's got to be REALLY gay. Like gayer than all the guys in The Village People combined. MEGA gay.

Damn secular liberal humanists
Don't you know Jesus cries when movies about evolution come out?

I've been searching for a new name for my band and I think "hot liquid shit" is perfect.

Always on
heavy rotation during the Holidays. Gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling.