Of course the Chinese prof said, "Lacist."

'75 Chevy Nova with a straight 6. It ran fantastically well, but the paint oxidized strangely so it was an awful pink champagne color. My skate punk friends and I wound up spray painting all kinds of wacky stuff on it along with the obligatory band and skateboard stickers. My parents loooooved having it parked in…

Leave it to Black Bolt to teach us all the true meaning of Christmas.

It's not a toooomoa.

Doc Porterhouse
Town abortionist.

Lifetime pass
For Robocop and Twin Peaks.

How about some Penthouse Forums.

I guess I can finally make it public. It was me.

It's also a joke from Spinal Tap. They discover another band is called The Originals, so they change their name to The New Originals.

Incentive to watch
Does Penelope Ann Miller have any semi nude or lingerie scenes?

Too soon man, too soon.

What's genius about the pot scene is that it makes every argument why the chronic is relatively harmless in a humorous way.

Gymkata people…Gymkata.

MNS needs to drink more coffee or take some speed or something. I don't mind slow pacing, but the ponderous way he plays out everything gets annoying.

It's a different Warren Ellis. Dare I say, the more talented Warren Ellis.

Wondering
Any naked fight scenes in a Russian bathhouse?

She's another intolerable Food Network "star." Fake southern accent and horrible, horrible cooking.

Nigella is most definitely the bomb. Plus I get the vibe from her that she's a dirty bird in the sack.

I hate all immigrants…

Would you like to see the inside of my van Justin? I have candy…